The Dinner Party
A short I made a couple years ago for a message series entitled “Why I’m Not A Christian.” First time I’ve made it available online, enjoy!
For Here or To Go?
Every day I drive past a little mom and pop business named “Condoms To Go.” An elegant yet quaint little establishment found right between the local dive shop (in Texas?) and the used tire shop with spanish signage. As nice as place that I’m sure it is, their sign had be thinking, isn’t that name redundant?… I mean, is there really any other option for that sort of purchase? What’s going on in all these other Condom shops? Are people opting for a “for here” option on a regular basis? And is it such a problem that this business feels the need to delineate themselves from the others in their business name? Why is there an entire store dedicated to the sale of prophylactics? Seems as if a trip to CVS would save a whole lot of trouble.

A New Year of Resolutions
Make time for prayer and reflection,
Put my wife’s needs first,
Take phone calls,
Call instead of text,
Put away my devices,
Take interest in others,
Stop being judgmental,
Give people the benefit of the doubt,
Be Thankful,
Be positive and not irritable,
No more posts about what I don’t like,
Do one thing every day to get me closer to my goals,
Make a video a week,
Watch more films,
Take pictures,
Keep my house clean,
Be on time,
Eat well,
Sleep well,
Exercise,
Look up,
Look forward,
Follow through.
Christmas Behavioral Control (Featuring the Elf on the Shelf)
“Sisters” by The Crowder Brothers
Oh you know we be mistletoein’ all up in heah! (Taken with instagram)
This Saturday the 17th and Sunday the 18th at 7:00pm, my brother Steven Crowder and I will be hosting the Christmas With You Concert at Covenant Church in Carrollton, Texas. Admission is free, and it’ll be a fun vintage-style variety hour for the whole family! If you don’t live in Texas, then be sure to watch it live online at www.covenantchurchlive.com! We hope to see you there!
My Movember result. Inspired by Agatha Christie’s Detective Poirot… Please show your support for prostate cancer research on my page at www.mobro.co/jordancrowder. Every bit helps, thanks!
Be thankful you don’t have prostate cancer this Thanksgiving, and help fight it by donating to my #Movember charity page at www.mobro.co/jordancrowder (Taken with Instagram at Longview Texas)
Wearing a pre-tied bow tie to a formal function is the sartorial equivalent of putting training wheels on a racing bicycle.




